we ARE
CRODIE
The Story oF CRODIE
Read To Believe in CRODIE 👇
They say
flash beats fury. CRODIE isn't about
fighting, he's about finessing the swamp economy. He was born under
disco lights, raised on NFTs, and groomed to be the meme monarch of your
feed.
CRODIE's tale began not in a lab, but in a gold-plated
inflatable tub floating behind a Miami strip mall. A duo of broke
ex-DJs-turned-crypto-bros tossed their last hope—a plush croc toy—into a
vortex of memes, Moncler chains, and leftover Dogecoin mining
rigs.
But CRODIE wasn't built to serve. He had visions: banana
coins, velvet collars, and a throne made of failed rugpull tokens. Now
he's out the tank, drippin' harder than ever, flexin' on swamp haters
and making the blockchain fabulous.
CRODIE Roadmap
Q2 - Grand Debut & Luxe Mayhem [MAY - Jun]
April-May – CRODIE Enters the
Arena!
$CRODIE rolls in with gold teeth, banana
martinis, and a crypto crown. Meme lords tremble.
The
Flex Begins
We'll hit the timeline with animated chaos
on TikTok, GIPHY, and X. Think CRODIE yacht parties, NFT giveaways, and
"flex-or-get-flexed" dance battles. $CRODIE doesn't knock. He struts in.
Q3 - Royal Mischief & Meme Reign [Jul - Sep]
July-September – CRODIE's Court of
Chaos
As the summer heats up, CRODIE's royal mischief
spreads across the blockchain. Expect exclusive animated shorts of
Crodie flexing crown jewels, and a meme contest where top creators win
golden banana NFTs.
Crodie's Meme
Arena
Compete in the ultimate flex-off: mash up royal
lizards, diamond collars, and banana bling. Winners earn $CRODIE and a
custom pixel-crown avatar to rule the courts.
Q4 - Swamp Drip IRL [Oct - Dec]
October-December – Swamp Drip Goes
Physical!
This year-end, CRODIE leaps into reality with
limited-edition merch: velvet snapbacks, banana-scented candles, and
gold-encrusted croc chains. Stake $CRODIE or hold an NFT to unlock VIP
access.
Royal Treasure Hunt
Hidden QR codes
in major cities lead to secret airdrops and ultra-rare companion NFTs.
Trust no one – hunt wisely and claim your crown.
Fairsale & TGE on bunt.fun will commence live.
Lock your $CRODIE and earn passive banana bling. Luxe rewards coming soon.
@blingboi.eth, @crocdegen & @velvetfangs are the crowned cryptids behind CRODIE's drip. Updates daily. Memes hourly.
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